jewist:

if i had to describe myself using two words i’d choose horny and lonely

(via iput-my-nuts-in-urmouth-then-i)

ellierose101:

striderkid:

dokidoki-artichokee:

hamburgurl:

1 universe, 9 planets, 7 seas, 7 continents, 809 islands, 204 countries, and I had the unfortunate luck of meeting u

THERE ARE 8 PLANETS, YOU UNCULTURED SWINE.

VIVA LA PLUTO FUCK YOU

I’m pretty sure “Viva la Pluto fuck you” is the best sentence I’ve heard all week. 

(Source: hashtaglmao, via geemys82)

U WAS MY BABY, MY FUCKING CINNAMON APPLE

(Source: heckxno, via oliverhudson)

la-chacalosa:

i wanna give you the world, but you ain’t shit

(via geemys82)

majiinboo:

  • Do not forget Michael Brown
  • Do not forget how the media dehumanized him and tried to justify his murder
  • Do not forget how peaceful protests were painted as savage riots
  • Do not forget police armed with military grade weapons terrorized and arrested black civilians
  • Do not forget Darren Wilson being awarded over $200,000 in fundraiser donations for murdering an unarmed black child
  • Do not forget that this system was not built to defend us, but to control us
  • Do not forget Ferguson 

(via oliverhudson)

We didn’t realize we were making memories.

(Source: unicorn-tears-712, via pinchechinita)