ayeee fat bitchee be pulling bomb asss guys.
let meee tell you, i know because im one of em, likee if you seen thee dudes that i be talking to, when i aint focused on one guy, lile they fine as helll, shiiiiiet, got me fucked up if you think fat bitches dont be pulling dudes. I got them gym rats, all 5’11 & taller, all buff af. Tossing be around like im some little rag doll, lol got them college athletes, bout to get signed sneaking me in dorm rooms, them there those dudes that i actually be getting feelings for…. acting all stupid all the fucking time, tryna play me & shit, they just dont know that i be pulling dudes, they probably thinking, theyre the best im getting likeee noo nigga. I get waaaaaay finer guys than your unappriciative asss. Ha !

bombing:

one of my favorite things is when you give a baby your finger and they hold on to it as tight as they can. it’s funny because they don’t even come close to having the amount of muscle power i do. do you really think you can hold me here haha. i’ll crush you

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closetoalmosthere:

When we’re young our parents embarrass us…

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But there gets to be a point where we start to embarrass  them… 

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kawaiigod:

girl: he cheated on me

me: then break up with him

girl: but-

me: bye

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i take seductive pictures for my own pleasure i worship my body, its beautiful to me, i dont need to share it with everyone, i just enjoy it, myself.

sorry, my mom said my anaconda can’t

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dylmao:

*points at ur bulge* is this seat taken

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